walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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