your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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