And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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