Can Purell be used as lube?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Can I color on your dick again?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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