ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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