Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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