he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Randomize