I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Randomize
