we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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