this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
A+ Viking dick
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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