sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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