Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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