He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize