Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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