My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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