do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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