I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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