whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I just found puke in my bra..
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Success! We fucked roommates!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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