It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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