You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
How drunk are you?
Completed.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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