i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
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a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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