I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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