She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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