i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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