Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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