i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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