we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
he fucked my hip out of place.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It's rum buckets o'clock
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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