You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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