508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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