I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
COCAINE IS GR8
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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