I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
you win again, gameday.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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