Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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