dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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