Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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