Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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