I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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