My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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