he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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