google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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You need Xanax blowdarts
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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