How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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