HIV tests are more positive than that guy
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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