if only i could text you this smell
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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