hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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