Just fell off a train. Bad.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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