They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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