Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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