He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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