it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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