what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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