if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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