im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
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I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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