He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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