guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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