All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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