i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Randomize