I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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