Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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