we're blogging at a bar
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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